| Abbreveation | description |
| GTH | Go To Hell |
| LDR | Long Distance Relationship |
| PML | Piss Myself Laughing |
| TTTT | To Tell The Truth |
| WB | Welcome Back |
| WTH | What The Hell |
| XLNT | Excellent |
| IRC | Internet Relay Chat |
| KHUF | Know How You Feel |
| AYTMTB | And You're Telling Me This Because? |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| BBFBBM | Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| FFPN | Fresh Fields And Pastures New |
| FRED | Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FUBAB | Fucked Up Beyond All Belief |
| FUBB | Fucked Up Beyond Belief |
| GMTFT | Great Minds Think For Themselves |
| HIOOC | Help! I'm Out Of Coffee |
| HTH | Hope This Helps |
| IIIO | Intel Inside, Idiot Outside |
| IOTTMCO | Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer |
| LOPSOD | Long On Promises, Short On Delivery |
| LTR | Long Term Relationship |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| RD | Research And Development |
| RR | Rest And Relaxation |
| RAT | Remotely Activated Trojan |
| REHI | Hello Again Or Re-hi |
| TFH | Thread From Hell |
| TSWC | Tell Someone Who Cares |
| URW | You Are Welcome |
| YTTT | You Telling The Truth? |
| ACD | Alt Control Delete |
| ADIH | Another Day In Hell |
| AGKWE | And God Knows What Else |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| CY | Calm Yourself |
| EL | Evil Laugh |
| HF | Hello, Friend |
| HIH | Hope It Helps |
| RE | Regards Or Hello Again |
| YW | You Are Welcome |
| LOLLERSKATES | Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity On Wheels; Funny Plus Skates |
| 1337 | Leet Or Elite |
| L33T | Elite (also "1337" - A Method Of Writing Using Numbers Instead Of Letters) |
| FTTYYGTS | Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit |
| LQTM | Laughing Quietly To Myself |
| O :-) | An Angel |
| S:) | Elvis Smiling |
| (:-) | Smiling With Helmet |
