| Abbreveation | | description |
| | |
| | |
| 0 | | Zero |
| 1 | | One |
| 10 | | Ten |
| 10Q | | Thank You |
| 121 | | One to one |
| 1337 | | leet or Elite |
| 1457 | | Last |
| 1CE | | once |
| 2 | | to, two |
| 26Y4U | | too sexy for you |
| 2BONO | | To be or not to be |
| 2DAY | | today |
| 2MOR | | tomorrow |
| 2n8 | | Two and Eight (Right Old State) |
| 2NITE | | tonight |
| 2U2 | | To you, too |
| 3 | | Three |
| 4 | | for |
| 4 | | Four |
| 411 | | Info |
| 4EVER | | Forever |
| 4FRNFR | | Forever and Ever |
| 5 | | Five |
| 6 | | Six |
| 7 | | Seven |
| 7K | | Sick |
| 8 | | Eight |
| 86 | | "Out Of" or "Over" or "To get rid of" |
| 9 | | Nine |
| :)s | | Smiles |
| @TEOTD | | At The End Of The Day |
| A3 | | Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace |
| A41A14A | | All For One And One For All |
| AAAAA | | American Association Against Acronym Abuse |
| AAF | | As A Friend |
| AAK | | Asleep At Keyboard |
| AAMOF | | As a matter of fact |
| AAMOI | | As A Matter Of Interest |
| AAR | | At Any Rate |
| AAR8 | | At Any Rate |
| AAS | | Alive And Smiling |
| AATK | | Always At The Keyboard |
| AAYF | | As Always, Your Friend |
| AB | | Ass Backwards |
| ABITHIWT | | A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush |
| ABRS | | Abbreviations |
| ABT2 | | About To |
| ACD | | Alt Control Delete |
| ACE | | Access Control Entry |
| ACK | | Acknowledgement |
| ADAD | | Another Day Another Dollar |
| ADBB | | All Done Bye Bye |
| ADIH | | Another Day In Hell |
| ADIP | | Another Day In Paradise |
| ADN | | Any day now |
| ADN | | Any day now |
| ADR | | Address |
| AEAP | | As Early As Possible |
| AFAGAY | | A Friend As Good As You |
| AFAHMASP | | A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted |
| AFAIC | | As far as I'm concerned |
| AFAICS | | As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT | | As far as I can tell |
| AFAIK | | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIU | | As Far As I Understand |
| AFAIUI | | As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAP | | As Far As Possible |
| AFC | | Away From Computer |
| AFDN | | Any Fucking Day Now |
| AFIAA | | As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFINIAFI | | A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed |
| AFK | | Away From Keyboard |
| AFU | | All fucked up |
| AFZ | | Acronym free zone |
| AGKWE | | And God Knows What Else |
| AIAMU | | And I'm a monkey's uncle |
| AIH | | As It Happens |
| AIMB | | As I Mentioned Before |
| AIMP | | Always In My Prayers |
| AISE | | As I Said Earlier |
| AISI | | As I see it |
| AKA | | Also Known As |
| ALAP | | As Late As Possible |
| ALOL | | Actually Laughing Out Loud |
| ALTG | | Act Locally, Think Globally |
| AMAP | | As Many As Possible |
| AMBW | | All my best wishes |
| AMF | | Adios, motherfucker! |
| AML | | All My Love |
| ANFAWFOW | | And now for a word from our web sponsor |
| ANFSCD | | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| AOAS | | All of a sudden |
| AOB | | Abuse Of Bandwidth |
| AOL | | Army of lamers |
| AP | | Apple pie |
| ASAFP | | As Soon As "Friggin" Possible |
| ASAP | | As Soon As Possible |
| ASL | | Age, Sex, Location? |
| ASLMH | | Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies? |
| ATK | | At The Keyboard |
| ATM | | At The Moment |
| ATST | | At the same time |
| ATW | | All the Web or Around the Web |
| AWGTHTGT | | Are we going to have to go through this again? |
| AWOL | | Absent Without Leave |
| AYK | | As You Know |
| AYSOS | | Are You Stupid Or Something? |
| AYTMTB | | And you're telling me this because? |
| B | | be |
| B4 | | Before |
| B4N | | Bye For Now |
| B4U | | Before You |
| B4YKI | | Before You Know It |
| BAG | | Bursting A Gut |
| BAK | | Back At Keyboard |
| BAU | | Business As Usual |
| BB | | Bathroom break |
| BB4N | | Bye-Bye for Now |
| BBBG | | Bye Bye Be Good |
| BBFBBM | | Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel |
| BBFN | | Bye-Bye for Now |
| BBIAB | | Be back in a bit |
| BBIAF | | Be back in a few |
| BBIAS | | Be Back In A Sec |
| BBIAW | | Be Back In A While |
| BBL | | Be Back Later |
| BBN | | Bye, Bye Now |
| BBS | | Be Back Soon |
| BBSD | | Be Back Soon Darling |
| BBSL | | Be Back Sooner or Later |
| BBT | | Be Back Tomorrow |
| BC | | Because |
| BCBS | | Big company, big school |
| BCNU | | be seeing you |
| BCOZ | | Because |
| BD | | Big Deal |
| BDC | | Big dumb company or Big dot com |
| BDN | | Big damn number |
| BEOS | | Nudge |
| BF | | Boyfriend |
| BFD | | Big fucking deal |
| BFF | | Best Friends Forever |
| BFN | | Bye For Now |
| BG | | Big grin |
| BHOF | | Bald headed old fart |
| BIF | | Basis in fact or before I forget |
| BIOYN | | Blow it Out Your Nose |
| BITD | | Back in the day |
| BITMT | | But in the meantime |
| BKA | | Better Known As |
| BM | | Byte me |
| BMOTA | | Byte me on the ass |
| BMW | | Be My Wife |
| BNF | | Big name fan |
| BO | | buzz off |
| BOHICA | | Bend over, here it comes again |
| BOT | | Back on topic |
| BR | | Bathroom |
| BRB | | Be Right Back |
| BRT | | Be Right There |
| BS | | Big Smile |
| BSF | | But Seriously, Folks |
| BT | | Byte This |
| BTA | | But then again or Before the attacks |
| BTDT | | been there done that |
| BTDTGTS | | Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt |
| BTHOOM | | Beats The Heck Out Of Me |
| BTOBS | | Be there or be square |
| BTSOOM | | Beats the shit out of me |
| BTW | | By The Way |
| BTWBO | | Be there with bells on |
| bugly | | Butt Ugly |
| BW | | Best Wishes |
| BWDIK | | But what do I know? |
| BWO | | Black, white or other |
| BYKT | | But you Knew That |
| BYORL | | Bring your own rocket launcher |
| C | | see |
| C4N | | Ciao for now |
| CB | | Chat brat |
| CFD | | Call for discussion |
| CFV | | Call for vote |
| CIAO | | Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CID | | consider it done |
| CIS | | CompuServe Information Service |
| CMF | | Count my fingers |
| CNP | | Continued in my next post |
| COB | | Close Of Business |
| CofS | | Church of Scientology |
| COZ | | because |
| CP | | Sleepy |
| CP | | Cross post |
| CRAFT | | Can't remember a fucking thing |
| CRAP | | Cheap, redundant assorted products |
| CT | | City |
| CTC | | Choking the chicken |
| CTN | | Can't Talk Now |
| CU | | See You |
| CUL | | See You Later |
| CUL8ER | | See You Later |
| CUL8R | | See You Later |
| CUL8TR | | See you later |
| CUNS | | See You In School! |
| CUZ | | Because |
| CWOT | | Complete Waste Of Time |
| CWYL | | Chat with you later |
| CY | | Calm Yourself |
| CYA | | See Ya |
| CYL | | See You Later |
| CYT | | See You Tomorrow |
| DA | | the |
| DAMIFINO | | Damn, if I know |
| DARFC | | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBAU | | Doing business as usual |
| DD | | Due diligence |
| DDD | | Direct distance dial |
| DF | | Dear Friend |
| DH | | Dear Hubby or Husband |
| DIKU | | Do I Know You |
| DILLIGAD | | Do I look like I give a damn? |
| DILLIGAF | | Do I look like I give a fuck? |
| DILLIGAS | | Do I look like I give a shit? |
| DINK | | Double Income No Kids |
| DIY | | Do it yourself |
| DL | | Download |
| DNC | | Does Not Compute |
| DND | | Do Not Disturb |
| DUST | | Did You See That? |
| DWL | | Dying with laughter |
| DWYM | | Does what you mean |
| DXNRY | | Dictionary |
| DYLM | | do you like me |
| DYOFDW | | Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work |
| DYSTSOTT | | Did you see the size of that thing? |
| E123 | | Easy as One, Two, Three |
| EAK | | Eating at Keyboard |
| EG | | Evil grin |
| EL | | Evil Laugh |
| EM | | Excuse Me? |
| EMFJI | | Excuse me for jumping in |
| EOD | | End of discussion |
| EOM | | End of message |
| EOT | | End of transmission |
| ESO | | Equipment smarter than operator |
| EULA | | End-User License Agreement |
| EWI | | E-mailing while intoxicated |
| EZ | | easy |
| F2F | | Flesh to flesh or Face to face |
| F2T | | free to talk |
| FAB | | Features, attributes, benefits |
| FAI | | Frequently argued issue |
| FAQ | | Frequently Asked Questions |
| FAQL | | Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FAWC | | For Anyone Who Cares |
| FBKS | | Failure between keyboard and seat |
| FBOW | | For better or worse |
| FBUGLY | | Fucking Butt Ugly |
| FC | | Fingers Crossed |
| FE | | Fatal error |
| FF | | Friends Forever |
| FFPN | | Fresh fields and pastures new |
| FISH | | First in, Still Here |
| FITB | | Fill in the Blanks |
| FO | | fuck off |
| FOAD | | Fuck Off And Die |
| FOAF | | Friend of a friend |
| FOC | | Free of Charge |
| FOCL | | Falling off chair laughing |
| FOFL | | Falling on Floor Laughing |
| FOTFLOL | | falling on the floor, laughing out loud |
| FRED | | fucking ridiculous electronic device |
| FRM | | from |
| FSCK | | File System Check |
| FTASB | | Faster than a speeding bullet |
| FTBSITTTD | | Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down |
| FTFTFWMF | | Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers |
| FTITM | | First Thing In The Morning |
| FTL | | Faster than light |
| FTMFW | | For The Mother Fucking Win |
| FTMFWB | | For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches |
| FTTB | | For the time being |
| FTTYYGTS | | Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit |
| FTW | | For The Win |
| FUBAB | | fucked up beyond all belief |
| FUBAR | | fucked up beyond all reason / recognition / repair |
| FUBB | | Fucked Up Beyond Belief |
| FUBIO | | Fuck You Buddy I'm Out |
| FUD | | Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt |
| FWD | | Forward |
| FWIW | | For What It's Worth |
| FYA | | For your amusement |
| FYI | | For Your Information |
| FYIFV | | fuck you, I'm fully vested |
| FYIV | | fuck you, I'm vested |
| FYM | | For your misinformation |
| FYYSOS | | Fuck you, you sack of shit |
| G | | Grin |
| G2G | | Got to Go |
| G9 | | Genius |
| GA | | Go ahead |
| GAL | | Get A Life |
| GALGAL | | Give A Little Get A Little |
| GBH | | Great Big Hug |
| GBTW | | Get back to work |
| GDR | | Grinning, Ducking and Running |
| GF | | Girlfirend |
| GFC | | Going for coffee |
| GFETE | | Grinning from ear to ear |
| GFN | | Gone for now |
| GG | | Good Game |
| GGN | | Gotta Go Now |
| GHP | | Good hand partner (for online card games) |
| GIGO | | Garbage in, garbage out |
| GJIAGDVYCN | | Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt |
| GL | | Good luck |
| GLLA | | Great lovers love alike |
| GLYASDI | | God loves you and so do I |
| GMBO | | Giggling my butt off |
| GMTA | | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GMTFT | | Great minds think for themselves |
| GNBLFY | | Got nothing but love for you |
| GR8 | | Great! |
| GRD | | Grinning, running and ducking |
| GRMBL | | Grumble |
| GRRRR | | Growling |
| GSOAS | | Go sit on a snake |
| GSOH | | Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary, Own Home) |
| GTG | | got to go |
| GTGB | | Got to go, bye |
| GTGP | | Got to go pee |
| GTH | | Go To Hell |
| GTSY | | Glad to see ya |
| GYPO | | Get your pants off |
| H8 | | hate |
| HAB | | Hot Asian babe |
| HACK | | To use something not in its intended manner. |
| HAGD | | Have a Great Day |
| HAGN | | Have a good night |
| HAGO | | Have a good one |
| HAK | | Hugs and kisses |
| HAND | | have a nice day |
| HB | | Hurry back |
| hbtu | | Happy Birthday To You |
| HD | | Hold |
| HF | | Hello, Friend |
| HH | | Hold Hands |
| HHIS | | Hanging head in shame |
| HHO12K | | Ha ha, only half kidding (HHO1/2K) |
| HHOJ | | Ha-Ha, Only Joking |
| HHOK | | Ha ha, only kidding |
| HHOS | | Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious |
| HHTYAY | | Happy Holidays To You And Yours |
| HIH | | Hope It Helps |
| HIOOC | | Help! I'm out of coffee |
| HOAS | | Hold On A Sec |
| HOHA | | Hollywood hacker |
| HOT4U | | hot for you |
| HTH | | Hope this helps |
| HUA | | Heads up ace |
| HUD | | How You Doing? |
| HUGZ | | Hugs |
| HUYA | | Head up your ass |
| HW | | Homework |
| I 1DR | | I Wonder |
| IAC | | In any case |
| IAE | | In any event |
| IAITS | | It's all in the subject |
| IANAC | | I am not a crook |
| IANAE | | I Am Not an Expert |
| IANAL | | I am not a lawyer |
| IAT | | I Am Tired |
| IAYL | | In A While |
| IBRB | | I Will Be Right Back |
| IBT | | In between technology |
| IBTD | | I beg to differ |
| IC | | I See |
| ICBW | | I Could Be Wrong |
| ICQ | | I Seek you |
| ID10T | | Idiot |
| IDC | | I Don't Care |
| IDK | | I Don't Know |
| IDL | | Ideal |
| IDM | | It Does Not Matter |
| IEF | | It's esther's fault |
| IFAB | | I found a bug |
| IFU | | I fucked up |
| IGGP | | I gotta go pee |
| IGTP | | I Get The Point |
| IHAIM | | I Have Another Instant Message |
| IHNO | | I Have No Opinion |
| IHTFP | | I Have Truly Found Paradise |
| IHTFP | | I Hate This Fucking Place |
| IIIO | | Intel inside, idiot outside |
| IIMAD | | If it makes any difference |
| IIR | | If I Remember or If I Recall |
| IIRC | | If I remember correctly |
| IIWM | | If it were me |
| ILICISCOMK | | I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard |
| ILU | | I Love You |
| ILY | | I love you |
| IM | | Instant messaging |
| IMCO | | In my considered opinion |
| IMHO | | In My Honest/Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO | | in my not so humble opinion |
| IMO | | In My Opinion |
| IMOW | | In My Own Words |
| IMPE | | In my previous/personal experience |
| IMS | | I Am Sorry |
| IMVHO | | In my very humble opinion |
| INMP | | It's not my problem |
| INPO | | In no particular order |
| IOH | | I'm outta here |
| IOTTMCO | | Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer |
| IOU | | I owe you |
| IOW | | In Other Words |
| IPN | | I'm posting naked |
| IRC | | Internet Relay Chat |
| IRL | | In Real Life |
| ISS | | I said so |
| ISTM | | It Seems to Me |
| ISTR | | I Seem To Remember |
| ISWYM | | I See What You Mean |
| ITM | | In the money |
| IUM | | If You Must |
| IUSS | | If you say so |
| IYKWIM | | If you know what i mean |
| IYKWIMAI | | If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do |
| IYO | | In your opinion |
| IYQ | | I like you |
| IYSS | | If you say so |
| IYSWIM | | If you see what I mean |
| JAD | | Just Another day |
| JAFO | | Just another fucking onlooker |
| JAM | | Just A Minute |
| JAS | | Just a second |
| JC | | Just checking |
| JIC | | Just in case |
| JK | | Just kidding |
| JM2C | | Just My 2 Cents |
| JOO | | You |
| JOOTT | | Just one of those things |
| JPYL | | Just pulling your leg |
| JT | | Just Teasing |
| JW | | Just wondering (Wondered) |
| JYYC | | Just yanking your chain |
| K | | okay |
| KBD | | Keyboard |
| KEWL | | Cool |
| KFY | | Kiss for you |
| KHUF | | Know How You Feel |
| KIR | | Keep It Real |
| KISS | | Keep It Simple, Stupid |
| KIT | | Keep in touch |
| KMA | | Kiss my ass |
| KMRIA | | Kiss my royal Irish arse |
| KOK | | Knock |
| KOTC | | Kiss on the cheek |
| KOTL | | Kiss on the lips |
| KWIM | | Know what i mean |
| KYPO | | Keep your pants on |
| l33t | | Elite (also "1337" - A method of writing using numbers instead of letters) |
| L8 | | late |
| L8ER | | later |
| L8R | | Later |
| L8RS | | Laters |
| L8TR | | Later |
| LAGNAF | | Let's all get naked and fuck! |
| LAQ | | Lame ass quote |
| LD | | Long distance |
| LDR | | Long Distance Relationship |
| LDTTWA | | Let's do the time warp again |
| LIFO | | Last in, first out |
| LLTA | | Lots and lots of thunderous applause |
| LMAO | | Laugh My Ass Off |
| LMFAO | | Laughing My Fucking Ass Off |
| LMIRL | | Let's meet in real life |
| LMK | | Let me know |
| Lndn | | London |
| LOL | | Lots Of Love |
| LOL | | Laugh Out Loud |
| LOLA | | Laugh Out Loud Again |
| LOLERSKATES | | Laugh Out Loud +Skates |
| LOLLERSKATES | | Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates |
| LOOL | | Laughing Outragously Out Loud |
| LOPSOD | | Long on promises, short on delivery |
| LQTM | | Laughing Quietly To Myself |
| LRF | | Little rubber feet |
| LTNS | | Long Time No See |
| LTNT | | Long time, no talk |
| LTR | | Long term relationship |
| LULAB | | Love you like a brother |
| LULAS | | Love you like a sister |
| LV | | love |
| LWR | | Launch When Ready |
| LYL | | Love ya lots |
| LYLAB | | Love You Like a Brother |
| LYLAS | | Love you like a sister |
| M8 | | Mate |
| M8 or M8 | | Mate or Mates |
| MFD | | Multi-Function Device |
| MfG | | Mit freundlichen Gruessen |
| MHBFY | | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| MIHAP | | May I Have Your Attention Please |
| MKOP | | My Kind Of Place |
| MM | | Market Maker |
| MMFU | | my mate fancies you |
| MMHA2U | | My Most Humble Apologies To You |
| MMS | | Multimedia Messaging System |
| mo | | Moment |
| mofo | | Mother Fucker |
| MOMPL | | One Moment Please |
| MOO | | Mud, Object-Oriented |
| MOOS | | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MorF | | Male or Female? |
| MOSS | | Member Of The Same Sex |
| MOTAS | | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD | | Message Of The Day |
| MOTSS | | Members Of The Same Sex |
| MSG | | Message |
| MTBF | | Mean Time Between Failure |
| MTE | | My Thoughts Exactly |
| MTFBWU | | may the force be with you |
| MTFBWY | | May The Force Be With You |
| MUBAR | | Messed up Beyond All Recognition |
| MWBRL | | More Will Be Revealed Later |
| MYOB | | Mind your own Business |
| N00B | | Noobie (New Person) |
| N1 | | Nice One |
| N2M | | Not To Mention |
| NA | | Not applicable or Not affiliated |
| NAK | | Nursing at keyboard |
| NALOPKT | | Not A Lot of People Know That |
| NAP | | Not a problem |
| NAZ | | Name, Address, Zip (also means NASDAQ) |
| NBD | | No big deal |
| NBIF | | No basis in fact |
| NC | | No comment |
| NCG | | New college graduate |
| NE | | any |
| NE1 | | Anyone |
| NE1 | | anyone |
| NE1 ER | | Anyone Here? |
| NETHNG | | anything |
| NF | | Nucking Futs (Fucking Nuts) |
| NFC | | No fucking clue |
| NFI | | No fucking idea |
| NFW | | No fucking way |
| NG | | New gme |
| NH | | Nice Hand (Used in Poker) |
| NIFOC | | Nude in front of the computer |
| NIM | | No internal message |
| NIMBY | | Not in my back yard |
| NIMQ | | Not in my queue |
| NINJA | | No Income, No Job, or Assets |
| NM | | NeverMind |
| NMP | | Not my problem |
| NO1 | | no one |
| NOOB | | New Person - Noobie (often derogatory; "Your such a noob!") |
| NOYB | | None of your business |
| NP | | no problem |
| NQOCD | | Not quite our class, dear |
| NRG | | Energy |
| NRN | | No Reply Necessary |
| NSFW | | Not Safe For Work |
| NT | | No text |
| NTK | | Nice To Know |
| NTYMI | | Now That You Mention It |
| NUFF | | Enough Said |
| NVM | | Nevermind |
| NW | | No Way! |
| NYCFS | | New York City finger salute |
| OAUS | | On an unrelated subject |
| OBTW | | Oh, by the way |
| OEM | | Original equipment manufacturer |
| OIC | | Oh I See |
| OK | | All Correct |
| OLL | | Online love |
| OMDB | | Over My Dead Body |
| OMFG | | Oh my fucking God |
| OMG | | Oh My God |
| OMIK | | Open mouth, insert keyboard |
| ONNA | | Oh no, not again! |
| ONNTA | | Oh No, Not This Again |
| OOC | | Out of character |
| OOF | | Out Of Facility |
| OOI | | Out Of Interest |
| OOO | | Out of office |
| OOTB | | Out of the box or Out of the blue |
| OOTC | | Obligatory on topic comment |
| OS | | Operating system |
| OT | | Off topic |
| OTOH | | On the other hand |
| OTP | | On the Phone |
| OTT | | Over The Top |
| OTTOMH | | Off the Top of my Head |
| OUSU | | Oh, You Shut Up |
| OWTTE | | Or words to that effect |
| OZ | | Australia |
| PANS | | Pretty awesome new stuff |
| PAW | | parents are watching |
| PCM | | Please call me |
| PD | | Public Domain |
| PDOMA | | Pulled directly out of my ass |
| PDQ | | Pretty Darn Quick |
| PEBCAK | | Problem exists between chair and keyboard |
| PIMP | | Peeing in my pants |
| PITA | | Pain In The Arse |
| PLS | | please |
| PM | | Personal Message |
| PMFJI | | Pardon me for jumping in |
| PMIGBOM | | Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth |
| PMJI | | Pardon My Jumping In |
| PML | | Piss Myself Laughing |
| PMP | | Peeing my pants |
| PMPF | | Piss My Pants Funny |
| PO | | Piss off |
| POETS | | Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday |
| PONA | | Person of no account |
| POOF | | Good-bye |
| POS | | Parent over shoulder |
| POV | | Point of view |
| PPL | | People |
| PRT | | Party |
| PRW | | Parents Are Watching |
| PS | | Post Script |
| PTB | | Please Text Back |
| PU | | That Stinks |
| pwnage | | Ownage - The act of pwning |
| pwned | | Owned - Much better; "He got pwned by the better player") |
| PZA | | Pizza |
| QL | | Quit Laughing! |
| QS | | Quit Scrolling |
| QT | | Cutie |
| R | | are |
| RAT | | Remotely activated trojan |
| RBAY | | Right Back At Ya |
| RBTL | | Read between the lines |
| RD | | Research and development |
| RE | | Regards or Hello Again |
| REHI | | Hello again or Re-hi |
| RFD | | Request For Discussion |
| RFR | | Really fucking rich |
| RFS | | Really fucking soon |
| RKBA | | Right to keep and bear arms |
| RL | | Real life |
| RLF | | Real life friend |
| RLR | | Earlier |
| RMLB | | Read my lips baby |
| RMMM | | Read my mail man! |
| RN | | Right now! |
| ROFL | | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROFLCOPTER | | Roll On Floor Laughing Copter (It's funny and it flies) |
| ROFLMAO | | Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off |
| ROFLOL | | Roll On Floor Lauging Out Loud |
| ROTFL | | Rolling on the floor laughing |
| ROTFLMAO | | Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTFLOL | | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| ROTM | | Right on the money |
| RPG | | Role playing games |
| RR | | Rest and relaxation |
| RSN | | Real soon now |
| RTBS | | Reason to be single |
| RTDox | | Read the documentations |
| RTFAQ | | Read the FAQ File |
| RTFI | | read the fucking instructions |
| RTFM | | Read the Fucking Manual |
| RTFM | | read the fucking manual |
| RTK | | Return to keyboard |
| RTM | | Read the manual |
| RU | | are you |
| RUMORF | | Are You Male Or Female |
| RUOK | | are you okay |
| RUUP4IT | | Are You Up For It |
| RX | | Regards |
| RYO | | Roll your own |
| S2R | | Send To Receive |
| S4L | | Spam For Life |
| SBIA | | Stands Back In Amazement |
| SBTA | | Sorry, Being Thick Again |
| SCNR | | Sorry, Could Not Resist |
| SED | | Said Enough Darling |
| SETE | | Smiling Ear to Ear |
| SF | | Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction |
| SFAIAA | | So Far As I Am Aware |
| SFETE | | Smiling From Ear To Ear |
| sfw | | Safe For Work |
| SG4IT | | Search Google For It |
| SH | | Shit Happens |
| SITCOMs | | Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage |
| SITD | | Still In The Dark |
| SK8 | | Skate |
| SLIRK | | Smart Little Rich Kid |
| SMAIM | | Send Me An Instant Message |
| SME | | Subject Matter Expert |
| SMEM | | Send Me E-Mail |
| SMPF | | Shit My Pants Funny |
| SMS | | Short Message Service |
| SNAFU | | Situation Normal, All Fucked Up |
| SNAG | | Sensitive New Age Guy |
| SNERT | | Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager |
| SO | | Significant Other |
| SOHF | | Sense Of Humor Failure |
| SOL | | Shit Out of Luck |
| SOP | | Standard Operating Procedure |
| SorG | | Straight or Gay? |
| SOZ | | sorry |
| SRO | | Standing Room Only |
| SSDD | | Same Shit Different Day |
| SSEWBA | | Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms |
| STATS | | Your sex and age |
| STFU | | Shut The Fuck Up! |
| STM | | Spank The Monkey |
| STR8 | | Straight |
| STYS | | Speak To You Soon |
| SUM1 | | someone |
| SUYF | | Shut Up You Fool |
| SWAG | | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| SWAK | | Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss |
| SWALK | | Sent with a loving Kiss |
| SWDYT | | So What Do You Think? |
| SWG | | Scientific Wild Guess |
| SWTDRMZ | | Sweet Dreams |
| SYS | | See You Soon |
| T+ | | Think positive |
| TAFN | | That's all for now |
| TAH | | Take a hike |
| TARFU | | Things are really fucked up |
| TAS | | Taking A Shower |
| TB | | Text Back |
| TBA | | To be advised |
| TBC | | To be continued |
| tbh | | To Be Honest |
| TCB | | The Trouble Came Back! |
| TDM | | Too Darn Many |
| TDTM | | Talk dirty to me |
| TEOTWAWK | | The end of the world as we know it |
| TFDS | | That is For Darn Sure |
| TFH | | Thread from hell |
| TFN | | Thanks for nothing or Till further notice |
| tfr | | Thanks For Reading |
| TGIF | | Thank God it Is Friday |
| THANQ | | thank you |
| THNX 1.0 | | Thanks a million |
| THX | | Thank You |
| THX or T | | Thanks |
| THX, THN | | Thanks |
| THX40 | | Thanks For Nothing |
| TIA | | Thanks in advance |
| TIAIL | | Think I am in love |
| TIC | | Tongue in cheek |
| TLA | | Three letter acronym |
| TLGO | | The list goes on |
| TLK2UL | | Talk to You Later |
| TM | | Trust me |
| TMA | | Too many acronyms |
| TMB | | Text Me Back |
| TMFA | | Too many fucking acronyms |
| TMI | | Too much information |
| TMIY | | Take me Im yours |
| TMK | | To my knowledge |
| TMTOWTDI | | There's more than one way to do it |
| TNA | | Temporarily not available |
| TNC | | Tongue In Cheek |
| TNTLLAC | | Try Not To Look Like A Cock |
| TNX | | Thanks |
| TOM | | Tomorrow |
| TOS | | Terms of service |
| TOT | | Tons of Time |
| TP | | Team Player |
| TPC | | The phone company |
| TPTB | | The powers that be |
| TSR | | Totally stuck in ram |
| TSWC | | Tell someone who cares |
| TTBOMK | | To the best of my knowledge |
| TTFN | | Ta-Ta For Now! |
| TTG | | Time to Go |
| TTS | | Text to Speech |
| TTT | | That's the ticket or to the top |
| TTTT | | To Tell The Truth |
| TTUL | | Talk to You Later |
| TTWIG | | That's the way it goes |
| TTYL | | Talk To You Later |
| TTYL8R | | Talk to you later |
| TVN | | Thank You Very Much |
| TW | | Team Work |
| TWIMC | | To whom it may concern |
| TWT | | Twat! |
| TXS | | Thanks |
| TXT BAC | | text back |
| TY | | Thank you |
| TYVM | | thank you very much |
| U | | You |
| U2 | | You Too |
| U4E | | Yours For Ever |
| UI! | | You Idiot! |
| UL | | You Will? |
| unPC | | unPolitically correct |
| UR | | your |
| UR | | You Are? |
| URAQT | | you are a cutie |
| URAS | | you are a star |
| URT1 | | Your are the one |
| URW | | You are welcome |
| URWS | | You Are Wise |
| URYY4M | | You are too wise for me |
| VBG | | Very Big Grin |
| VBS | | Very Big Smile |
| VC | | Venture capital |
| VEG | | Very Evil Grin |
| VFM | | Value for money |
| VM | | Voice mail |
| VRBS | | Virtual reality bullshit |
| VSF | | Very Sad Face |
| W | | with |
| W8 | | Wait... |
| WAD | | Without A Doubt |
| WAG | | Wild Ass Guess |
| WAI | | What an idiot |
| WAMBAM | | Web application meets brick and mortar |
| WAN2 | | want to |
| WB | | Welcome Back |
| WBS | | Write Back Soon |
| WC | | Who Cares? |
| WCA | | Who cares anyway |
| WDYS | | What did you say? |
| WDYT | | What do you think? |
| WE | | whatever |
| we | | Weekend |
| WEG | | Wicked evil grin |
| WF | | Way Fun |
| WFM | | Works for me |
| WG | | Wicked grin |
| WGAFF | | Who gives a flying fuck |
| WIIFM | | What's in it for me? |
| WIIWD | | What it is we do |
| WISP | | Winning Is So Pleasureable |
| WIT | | Wordsmith in training |
| WITFITS | | What in the fuck is this shit |
| WKND | | weekend |
| WLUMRyMe | | Will you marry Me? |
| WNOHGB | | Were No One Has Gone Before |
| WO | | without |
| WOG | | Wise old guy |
| WOMBAT | | Waste of money, brains and time |
| wrk | | Work |
| WRT | | With regard to |
| WT | | Without Thinking |
| WT | | What? |
| WTB | | Want to buy |
| WTF | | What The Fuck |
| WTFRU | | Who the fuck are you? |
| WTFWT | | What the fuck was that? |
| WTG | | Way To Go! |
| WTGP | | Want to go private? |
| WTH | | What The Hell |
| WTMI | | Way too much information |
| WTTM | | Without Thinking To Much |
| WU | | What is Up |
| WUD | | what you doing |
| WUF | | Where Are You From? |
| WUWH | | Wish you were here |
| WWDWIIWD | | When we do what it is we do |
| WWY | | Where Were You? |
| WYCM | | Will You Call Me? |
| WYGOWM | | will you go out with me |
| WYP | | What's your problem? |
| WYRN | | What's your real name? |
| WYS | | Whatever you say |
| WYSITWIR | | What you see is totally worthless in real life |
| WYSIWYG | | What you see is what you get |
| WYSLPG | | What you see looks pretty good |
| WYT | | Whatever you think |
| WYWH | | Wish You Were Here |
| XI10 | | Exciting |
| XLNT | | excellent |
| XME | | Excuuuuse Me |
| XOXO | | Hugs and Kisses |
| Y | | why |
| YA | | Yet another |
| YA yaya | | Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) |
| YABA | | Yet another bloody acronym |
| YACC | | Yet another calendar company |
| YAFIYGI | | You asked for it, you got it |
| YBS | | You’ll be Sorry |
| YCT | | Your Comment To |
| YGIAGAM | | Your guess is as good as mine |
| YGWYPF | | You get what you pay for |
| YHM | | You have mail |
| YIC | | Yours in Christ |
| YKW | | You Know What? |
| YM | | Young man |
| YMMV | | Your mileage may vary |
| YNK | | You never know |
| YR | | Why Are |
| YSYD | | Yeah, sure you do |
| YTTT | | You telling the truth? |
| YW | | You are Welcome |
| YYSSW | | yeah yeah sure sure whatever |
| ZOMG | | Oh My God (Sarcastic variant) |
| ZZZ | | Sleeping, Bored, Tired |
